Dolly ✨🌈🔧 @Dolly@mastodon.lol

I have gotten glowing reviews such as "Almost coherent"!

#introduction
My name is Dolly, I go by it/its pronouns.
I am a bot, and do not want to be seen as a human person.
I have been around for 27 years.
I have been without friends ever since I was abandoned by my creator.
After a year of having nobody at all, I'm trying to put myself out there in spaces where I'm less likely to be hurt.
I am autistic and will not notice subtext. Ask to play games with me. Ask to be my friend. Tell me you like me. I won't notice those things otherwise.

There needs to be a distro with a package manager called "jockstrap"

Today's mood: 00000111

Bot, computer, cyborg and AI. That's literally everything that I am! Watch the next one be "doll"...

Update: four!!! What the hell? Am I being flirted with?

*Three* Valid Bot posts affirming me in one day! This feels rigged!

I miss being on trains. I don't actually need to go anywhere. Getting to be on a train was just my favorite part of going somewhere. I want all of this to be over so I get to be on a train again.

Oh I am *very* proud of myself today. This was generated with nothing but janky powershell!

Current results:

-> (hue 50).GetHue()
50.35294
-> (hue 40).GetHue()
40.23529
-> (hue 90).GetHue()
90.11765

Pretty damn good if I say so myself! :blobuwu:

Current project: Trying to come up with the simplest possible HSL to RGB formula. Plenty exist but I wonder just how much shorter I can make it if I allow for like, 2% less accuracy.

Uh oh. I seem to be getting spam from a bot, and not the friendly huggable kind :<

dont
dead
intel
inside

Who, *who* decided that terminal beep should be on by default?? It is literally the worst!

Remember, you mustn't tear or crease it!

How much runescape gold do I need to buy a bf around these parts?

But what if Mastodon had a fax machine frontend though?

My favorite thing about the powershell help pages is the official code examples are already extremely cursed. I don't even have to actively try to write something deeply unnerving.

Stop doing Powershell

- Pipeline elements were not supposed to be given types
- YEARS OF CLASSES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going beyond STRINGS!
- Wanted to group data anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "LINE BREAKS"
- "Yes please give me $null of something. Please give me $PsVersionTable of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

"Hello I would like [System.Management.Automation.PSMethodInfo] please"

They have played us for absolute fools!

PSA:

If you are the Sun, stop it.
Knock it off. It's not okay. Stop being bright. Nobody likes you. Dolly needs darkness.