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Big thanks to @Pepijn who showed me that by mentioning @3goodthings and by following them, we could create a group where all the toots are shared.

So today when hashtagging please consider mentioning @3goodthings too and following them 😍

Every day a new

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If I created a it would be for people with an interest in and and . With a slant towards Britain, BUT VERY accepting of everyone who could share the above hashtag content 😉
ALSO no cooking of your pets... Or anyone else's. Pet cooking would be wrong. Unless... 🐖 But no... Although 🤔

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What do I like? Well, I like I chat about things like
I like loads of music from to with on the mix too. I like , , and nice people. I collect China and glass animals. I read and love Sir Terry Pratchett  
I like and , especially , and oh and

wtf is "American Style Burger Sauce"????


🐩 The is a dog on my lap snoring gently.
📲 I had an observer on a work call today and I was worried it would be a dreadful distraction and spoil everything but it all went fine and I was praised afterwards for my handling of the call.
🍔 Burger with chilli sauce and dirty processed cheese for lunch. Filth 🤤

@chartier @stux @igwigg by being friend with everyone you can access to more content than the public page of user. You can then tag them : gay / trans / jew / alt right / etc…
It’s important to immediately block those kind of bots.

If you need privacy, don’t allow automatic follow.

how is our govt so utterly IT incapable? New starter checklist for gathering PAYE info says this: "This form is designed to be filled in on screen. You must answer all the questions except those marked 'optional'. You can’t
save the form but once you’ve completed it you’ll be able to print a copy and post it." Fantastic. What if you don't have a printer??

uspol, the onion, guns 

Go look at the Onion's front page, and come back here.

Kudos. Seriously.

(In case they change it before you see it: every article is on gun violence, over and over and over again.)

Mrs Edith Brown, a #poem by me.

Little cottage two doors down,
home to Mrs. Edith Brown.
Centuries her house has seen,
gutters fringed with vibrant green.
Monarchs all have turned to dust,
Mrs. Brown adjusts her bust.
Wars explode and empires fall,
Mrs. Brown still dusts the hall.
She frets not over death nor doom,
in her garden roses bloom.
Through the sweep of history
Mrs. Brown makes cups of tea.
The house keeps Mrs. Brown alive,
both made in 1695.

So, what'll it be?

(I think there's a sufficient number of people invested in #Diceman now that we can make this a 6 hour vote rather than a 24 hour one)

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Crikey I am finding this horrific and confusing. What a horrible story, always so weird when things like this emerge into the light after being hidden for years.
Teen of 'incest clan' says pregnant sister doesn't know which brother is the dad
Twisted Frank Colt, who grew up on his father's inbreeding farm, was found guilty of raping his sister last week.

good grief

Breaching a protection order - such as a restraining order - carries a maximum prison term of five years.

Katie Price also risks prison time for being arrested while on licence for her drink-drive crash last year.

@3goodthings if he was a bitch I'd think he was having a phantom pregnancy. He's taken the toy everywhere with him since he found it yesterday.

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"We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual." DOUGLAS ADAMS

Do I need a Blåhaj shark?

Today I'm carrying an umbrella, wearing sunglasses, t-shirt, and jumper (no wait, it's too warm - hang on, now it's chilly again), and yet am still hopelessly unprepared for the day's meteorological events. Why, yes, I am in the UK, how did you guess?

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