Behold, the frustrating cleverness of... grass.@plants
@emily @plants Keep at it long enough and eventually you might end up with thicc grass:
@varx @plants Thick and weirdly onion-flavored grass.
I'd replace my lawn with that.
@emily @varx @plants imagine how pretty a chive lawn would be
@kas @plants @emily @varx all the purple pompoms
@Tattooed_mummy @kas @plants @varx "if there is a lawn at all it's some plant that never needs mowing" is definitely on my If I Built A Home From Scratch list. Grass is the most boring of plants.
At least the maple seeds that keep falling in my garden beds do the cool helicopter thing.
@emily @kas @plants @varx if I were starting again I'd think clover or chamomile I think.
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