R1 Airport @airportline@mastodon.lol

your hard drive should wipe when you press the log off button, for privacy and safety #mastodev

if monarchy was a pokemon it would be weak to praxis

Nytimes really bringing a whole new level to passive voice

piracy is good.

i’m a crininal. i commit crines

[Timeline]

Me: [chanting] kissinger, kissinger-

Other accounts: kissinger, KISSINGER

Admin: [pounding their keyboard] KISSINGER, KISSINGER, KISSINGER!

good night sweet prince

nobody should be shamed for using the 🥺 emoji

Nobody:
#Signal devs: here you have a built-in shitcoin payment system, you're welcome!
https://signal.org/blog/help-us-test-payments-in-signal/

no

LOL now we know why Signal rejected decentralization so much. They wanted to integrate crypto and become rich in the process, FOSS advocates should have known better. Instead, use matrix. #foss #signal #crypto

Mark Rober really on YouTube turning "I wish I was a cop" into content

more and more people are saying 'good morning'

my opinion of Personal Drama on Mastodon?? Hell, theres not enough of it. my opinion of mastodon being like Twitter? It aint enough like it

Testifying at the new house of unamerican activities under president Hawley in '28 after winning my county's dogcatcher position: "no I am not, nor have I ever been a member of Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash"

*STEM major voice* I'm a determinist because my epistemological framework presupposes determinism. this is very smart