well it was close but the results are in.

looks like most of you would prefer to deal with a single multi-dimensional horror once a year than confront 100 Escher-esque shapes every day.

which, you know, fair.

Since Tusky seems to be cutting off the ends of the sentences in the voting options (on my end at least), they are:

One Calabi-Yau manifold once a year


One hundred non-orientable surfaces every day

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choose your opponent

in order to open your refrigerator, you have to fight:

Katterna kommer att vara heavily featured, mΓΆt Hestia och Artemis, #mastocats extraordinaire:

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10Β°C when I lived in Baltimore: "bit chilly, better put on a light jacket"

10Β°C after 20+ years in Iceland: "jfc i am sweltering why did i wear long sleeves today"

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i love astronomy videos that are like "FTL TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE!" and then it describes flying to the nearest black hole and slingshotting your spaceship through searing million degree plasma around the event horizon until you're looking at the back of your own head

growing up autistic is fun because everyone is like "wow you're so smart" because you know a lot of big words and so you test well in school but then you get into the real world and you can't take care of yourself or socialize or do anything that an adult needs to do and you realize that you're actually like, disabled and nobody wanted to tell you because they think being disabled is bad

Selfie, eye contact 

also gonna have to get my roots done before people are able to accurate guess my age πŸ™ƒ

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Selfie, eye contact 

I got my ears pierced yesterday! I'll have to wait 3 months but I look forward to getting some enormous hoops later on 😊

you, an amateur: "wow the lunar eclipse is so cool"
me, an acclaimed astrophysicist with a platform reaching millions: "actually it is boring. i can't believe you care about space"

imagine if they made ice cream for dogs, only it was for people. why hasn't anyone done that yet?

All I want is a Fallout game where you dont have to shoot, blowup or kill anything. Where it's all speech checks and bartering and choices that branch off into improving or worsening plot lines and

wait nvm i'm describing VNs


so after seeing a one-off joke in a tiktok vid i found myself looking up and reading the synopsis to a manga called Dick Fight Island and so that's been my evening so far

being allowed to not livetweet Eurovision for my magazine this year is one of the best things this company ever did for me

i will sometimes share jokes that i don't get bc i know someone here will and i am desperate to please others

just got fired from my job at the snack factory for trying to convince the board of directors to make Klein Bottle pizza rolls, AMA

btw this isn't me down on my looks

i mean i know i'm not stunning but i dont think i'm repulsive either. my looks are perfectly ordinary, tolerable even. like the gas station ham & cheese sandwich of looks

just think that at this point it would be easier to stop caring than it would be to try harder

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