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Hi!

I'm Jim. I'm a systems engineer living near . I do cloud orchestration using with and infrastructure. I also do integration, especially .

My first love is but in the summer I like and . I also do because it helps with . Oh, and I'm and like fast cars and doing stuff. Nice to meet you all!



weird how "back to normal" is just the pandemic continuing with 2 more pandemics added

Who's ready for the #pixelfedApp?

If you want early access to the private beta, stay tuned! We'll share more details in the coming days ✨

@Taweret a thing I like about Barbara Bush is how she's dead

I wanted a new book to read.

So, of course, I headed over to Standard eBooks, which is the absolute best place to casually browse free public domain ebooks.

standardebooks.org

Using alt text is super important. Please continue to use it. It really makes a world of difference!!! I love how mastodon is very inclusive with all type of disabilities and everyone here is so kind. I have not seen any other social media use this much alt text. I just want to give a gentle reminder and a huge thank you!!!! :)

once again the CIA is targeting me with their tummy ache gun

Did not die of heatstroke despite the Earth's best effort.

Great personal training session today.

Cold summer salad that was great except the cucumber is giving me indigestion.

Why does eating cucumber make me feel sick all of a sudden? I like cucumbers!

Clarification: I personally did not do this, but it sure has been an Eating Popcorn Dot Gif kind of day around here.

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that no matter how satisfying it may be, no matter how much they may deserve it, you really shouldn't open a confrontational work email with the phrase "Listen, cumstain,"

because ugh

1. Blood pressure in a good place.
2. Found I get free personal training AND therapy through our new benefits thing so at least the people who make me need therapy will also pay for it.
3. First MPX vax dose tomorrow!

Sleep well you pleasant people 💕

Hello from Big French Software Company where the network team changed the IP ranges of, well, the entire US headquarters, and didn't tell anyone, neat, neat, very cool, good thing nothing depends on that 🙃

Why is manhole even gendered? It should be something neutral yet descriptive, like streetgape or roadbussy.

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