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some of the “tools (and tool type stuff)” that was on my desk

I used my fucking whiteboard to “break the task down” FFS

that said, item #3 was “Remove tools (and tool type stuff) from desk”

Some Personal News
I have cleaned off my desk

(do not look at the floor)

I couldn't go to NYC pride on Sunday but I (proudly) ironed my flag

my brand

whence cotton eye joe?
whither cotton eye joe?

it's only 6pm here, but still warm and sunny, and i'm very sleepy

i wanna take a nap outside resting my head on someone

*movie voice over guy voice*
This summer. Bruce Willis fucks everyone..
BI HARD

them “Well you know what they say!? You can’t spell—“
me “Yes, I’m a bad speller. What’s your point?”

snugglefuck the pain away

I'm using ProTracker 2.3D (https://16-bits.org/pt2.php) and setting the tempo with the `F` command, for which you must use hex as the parameter value.

I've always thought of 105 bpm as a “nice” tempo, and well..

105 bpm = 0x69 bpm

💀

I miss the old ios text selection

FUCK. Now I’m properly pissed. Which is actually a good thing, because for once, this something that’s worth feeling anger about. Ie the person is worth expending the energy on anguish, rather than just dropping them, because they’re extremely precious and deeply loved. That said..

You ever realize you’ve been too fucking nice?

about five or six hundred years ago i used to smoke. i used to love to smoke while driving late at night in my car — you just pop the window down a crack and the smoke goes right out the window..

..so it amazes me when a car smells like an ash tray. at that point, you're fucked. that smell is there for good!

but like, that takes serious negligence to do?? i'm sort of simultaneously impressed and utterly repulsed

my biological dad gets in such a pissy mood when I call him that

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every time I “rejuvenate” old salad by soaking it in water with a little vinegar, I’m amazed it works!

#HackYourSalad