brainzap⚡️ @brainzap@mastodon.lol

osteopaths are basically trained and qualified chiropractors

me, you, and another became chiropractors and open a practice called
Snap, Crackle & Pop!

video: wait for it! 🤪
me: nope!

do the neurotic

C++ programming is like composing software out of paper cuts

So if I rephrased the contrast ratio issue in terms of branding we’d have a fix by now?

Did I.. have?
lunch 🤔

Well at least I had a good breakfast!

Wait no, I don’t think eating cold oatmeal+sunflower seeds, at 4am counts as breakfast if you just go back to sleep

some of the “tools (and tool type stuff)” that was on my desk

I used my fucking whiteboard to “break the task down” FFS

that said, item #3 was “Remove tools (and tool type stuff) from desk”

Some Personal News
I have cleaned off my desk

(do not look at the floor)

I couldn't go to NYC pride on Sunday but I (proudly) ironed my flag

my brand

whence cotton eye joe?
whither cotton eye joe?

it's only 6pm here, but still warm and sunny, and i'm very sleepy

i wanna take a nap outside resting my head on someone

*movie voice over guy voice*
This summer. Bruce Willis fucks everyone..
BI HARD

them “Well you know what they say!? You can’t spell—“
me “Yes, I’m a bad speller. What’s your point?”

snugglefuck the pain away

I'm using ProTracker 2.3D (https://16-bits.org/pt2.php) and setting the tempo with the `F` command, for which you must use hex as the parameter value.

I've always thought of 105 bpm as a “nice” tempo, and well..

105 bpm = 0x69 bpm

💀

I miss the old ios text selection