The advertisements on Twitch are getting longer, and more annoying. Thirty seconds doesn't seem like much until you're repeatedly missing some crucial dialogue during a D&D stream.

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And my language tool browser extension just informed me that "handjobs" is actually two words, "hand jobs".

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💩🧹 I don't know how I've gone this long without hearing about Brandolini's law, but today I learned.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brando

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ICE has expanded its surveillance capabilities to a frightening degree. They have the goods on everyone. And they are amoral b*stards. americandragnet.org/

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Only one hour left of work. Then it's nap time.

Snipe IT has been successfully upgraded, and a problem with my LDAP search filter has been resolved.

I can say I accomplished something today.

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I sometimes forget that monogamous people exist

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Apparently they're going to every department, asking people to do this, and everyone is saying the same thing. There aren't enough people to do our jobs now, and you want us to make time to do even more?

This is what is colloquially referred to as "bullshit".

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Them: We need you to pick something off of this list of jobs, to help with this task.

Me: I don't have time. I'm already overwhelmed, and understaffed.

Them: We all are, but you need to carve out some time for this. It's important.

Me: I don't have time to carve out. I'm underwater as it is, and literally everything on my list is high priority. I can't bump anything down. It all needs to be done three months ago.

Them: We'll figure it out.

Me: You're... you're not listening...

Why, yes. I am posting on Mastodon and drinking coffee, while standing in the shower.

It's that kind of morning.

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At some point you have to not worry about losing Nazi business.

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lo-fi Muzak beats to wince and impost to

youtube.com/watch?v=6NpCoZexlN — 4K 🔴 Lofi Space Station 🚀 Aesthetic Lofi Beats to Chill / Study to 🌌 Lofi Radio 24/7

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If your in the US and are looking for a new instance to join than there is no better time to be a cheeseburger than 4th of July weekend. Also anyone else can join too

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