Connie (they/them) @discorpse@mastodon.lol

if I die,,,, tell my wife,,,,, updog.

who's that tall green Mario that's always kickin it with him? is that his husband?

hi I'm connie and I'm enjoying bein silly on this platform! 🧛🏻‍♀️

I'm in my 20s and I live in australia - how novel! I'm polyamorous and bi, and I live with my cool bf near sydney 🇭🇲❤💛🖤

uh what do i like? I like music, video ja'mes, Marxism, people,,,,, some substances? bein silly and goofy and having fun 🌺

also I'm nb and adhd, what up squad! i also like pirates and kung fu panda and sushi and cats and bunnies nd hibiscus 🐰

anyway can I edit this later I bet I forgot a hundred things

yall are just microscopic Smurfs living in my Samsung

and I am gargamel 😈

commissioning my local tailor to make me a shapely ballgown from the shroud of fucking turin

haha expand

yall got any advice for anal? only do it w my bf and I'm looking to expand

okay hhhhh weird bc I'm simultaneously really excited about this new relationship and also really missing my ex

not gonna delete this thread, others need to learn from my failure

anyway, fucking!! butt stuff!! orgasms!! etc

wait I forgot to mention sex fuck

me: lmao thanks for flirting but I'm not interested, see u never 😘
also me: I know we've been dating for a month but I wrote you a song about wanting to say I love you do you wanna come out on the lake and listen to it? 👉👈

getting "yikes" tattooed on my shaft so my nudes are appropriately captioned

IN THIS HOUSE WE

eat badly 🍔

cry softly 😭

wank often 🍆

LIVE LAUGH LOVE

u guys remember that music video with the treadmills?? who tf was that, go go stop??? nice

honestly don't know how to interact with y'all, I usually just reply to ur replies. I like that mastodon can be a part of my life without being too high stakes, but I'm really careful about being careless around yall who are on here more often. I'll just keep shitposting ok ok ok ok ol

is shitposting just word association what the fuck

hey hey anyone like bees? imagine if they were blue. really makes u think huh motherfuckers

mon amour, bofa?