🧚🏻‍♀️🏳️‍🌈🧜🏻‍♀️ @fae_gay_mergirl@mastodon.lol

the "correct" reading order for #animorphs (based on publication date). posting and pinning mostly for my own reference. lost the source, dm for credit

#introduction heyy I'm Lena I'm new here. trans, enby, she or they wutevers clever. white girl living in anishinaabe and dakota land. like a lot of u I came here from IG. sex work is rad and zuck is a cuck. here's a pic of me and my baby, her name is Baby 💜

you guys ever watched Tool Time? the one with the beard could get it

can't believe they changed the Dr Seuss character designs, you can barely tell the Lorax has tits

some people are shitty and jealous about my $1800/mo unemployment but I consider it a well deserved reward for years in an exploitative industry. also I love my new life as a professional amateur gamer tyvm

dum slut on the streets, dum slut in the sheets

the three genders: heroes, lost, and prison break

at one point Nova loses an important person and every so often she collapses and has a hard time getting up and moving. they turned her grief into a fucking game mechanic and I'm just crying over here

so no I won't be getting more laser done on my upper lip

I've been growing out a dirty lil stache and when I pull my hair up I feel like the dyke version of the trash boy I once pretended to be ☺️

do trans dykes use the strap? hell yeah all my girls got a strap

I remember dating straight girls and lemme tell you *those* were some "same sex" relationships AMIRIGHT LADIES

lmao remember a year ago when everyone was freaking out about how trump was leading us into war with iran?

just gonna come out and say it book 37 The Weakness (Rachel) is so far the best of the ghostwriter period of #animorphs. the ending had me in tears no joke

idk wut 'chug jug' is but sometimes I get the whole tiddy in my mouth and chant "chug jug chug jug"

the size of my katamari is directly proportional to all the shit I was supposed to get done

never played fortnite but I've been listening to a song about it and kinda wanna go pro