I turn on my PC.
The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.
The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.
Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.
Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.
Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.
Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.
The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.
Humanity is not ready for instant messaging
From the razor thin edge of the forest
Broken by the flashing red beacon of a distant tower
Signals through the trees
The train’s horn calls out to me from miles away
Pulling at wanderlust
A desire to be elsewhere
The tequila does its work
Spins its magick
As Coinops spins tunes from DC
Music rides upon signals more distant than the train
And the red beacon
At the edge of the tree line
If you are nonbinary and feel your gender as a "mix" of "both genders"
If you are nonbinary and feel like you have no gender
If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is really feminine
If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is really masculine
If you are nonbinary and feel like you gender cannot be described whatsoever in the pink/blue binary
If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is non-static, changing, dynamic
....I think you are real swell. 💜 🖤💚
I invented my body and it was the best idea.
Honk! Honk! I flap open my back in celebration when I make victory over the fence, when I smash it from its lock, when I smash it down, when I undo all of your doing. Here I honk! I hold up all of my wings and I make more layers of me, the goose that hates your family.
from "I Am The Horrible Goose That Lives In The Town" by Daniel Lavery
The narrow-minded philistines at the American Physics Society have once again denied my grant application for a project to study perpetual motion - an endeavor that would bear fruit for all of humanity - because, and I quote, "'Two bros charging each other's crystals' is not in the spirit of scientific discovery." This despite my repeated assurances that the undertaking is in NO WAY a sex thing. Fools! I'll show them...I'll show you all!
22, physics student, ✨queer✨
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