fanoplanes @fanoplanes@mastodon.lol

systemctl status eschaton-immanentizerd

my blocklist is strong and girthy, tumescent, even

And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

I think that we absolutely will see a lethal visual cognitohazard in our lifetime, leading to the shutdown of multimedia on the internet. and yes, I am excited

queerness to me is fundamentally a political stance against essentialism & in recognition of the fact that what classifies us as such is our fundamental difference from the imposed system of cisheteronormativity, and that trying to capture it in any classification scheme that seeks to be exhaustive and not merely descriptive can only ever be a reification of our oppression

Flat duck Saturday? ​​

"Can you fix my <insert device>?"

submitted by PinkyHungry2003

hey jude (jean dude)

BATTLE BROTHER! I MUST REQUEST THAT YOU DO NOT REPORT THE 1.7 PETABYTES OF TAU HENTAI ON MY PERSONAL SERVER TO THE TECHPRIESTS. THE OMNISSIAH DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS