fanoplanes @fanoplanes@mastodon.lol

I turn on my PC.

The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.

The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.

Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.

Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.

Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.

Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.

The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.

Humanity is not ready for instant messaging

(cishet people, splitting any given group of queer people into two categories) ... and here's the ones we'll fetishize, and there's the ones we'll pretend don't exist!

From the razor thin edge of the forest

Darkness
Broken by the flashing red beacon of a distant tower

Signals through the trees

A warning
A guidance

The train’s horn calls out to me from miles away

Pulling at wanderlust
And desire

A desire to be elsewhere

Elsewhere
Somewhere

The tequila does its work
Spins its magick

As Coinops spins tunes from DC

Music rides upon signals more distant than the train

And the red beacon

Music
From elsewhere
From somewhere

Live
At the edge of the tree line

big news! I have a ceramic store up at http://skull.supply

that's my secret captain im always hungry for knowledge

If you are nonbinary and feel your gender as a "mix" of "both genders"

If you are nonbinary and feel like you have no gender

If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is really feminine

If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is really masculine

If you are nonbinary and feel like you gender cannot be described whatsoever in the pink/blue binary

If you are nonbinary and feel like your gender is non-static, changing, dynamic

....I think you are real swell. 💜 🖤💚

hey babe, are you dishwasher safe in limited circumstances? because i'm seeing "top rack only"

The narrow-minded philistines at the American Physics Society have once again denied my grant application for a project to study perpetual motion - an endeavor that would bear fruit for all of humanity - because, and I quote, "'Two bros charging each other's crystals' is not in the spirit of scientific discovery." This despite my repeated assurances that the undertaking is in NO WAY a sex thing. Fools! I'll show them...I'll show you all!

jottle