existence of casualties implies the existence of competitivities

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my blocklist is strong and girthy, tumescent, even

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And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

lmaooo slovak disinfo webs are getting ddos-ed to hell jsvsnfnckk

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I think that we absolutely will see a lethal visual cognitohazard in our lifetime, leading to the shutdown of multimedia on the internet. and yes, I am excited

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queerness to me is fundamentally a political stance against essentialism & in recognition of the fact that what classifies us as such is our fundamental difference from the imposed system of cisheteronormativity, and that trying to capture it in any classification scheme that seeks to be exhaustive and not merely descriptive can only ever be a reification of our oppression

who the hell put the book of the law on genius.com

for extra credit show that those two are in fact one and the same

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I'm nonbinary but not in the uwu soft bean way but in the "I'm the soldier of Ra-Hoor-Khuit, god of war and vengeance, and I smash together masculinity and femininity uniting them and showing the falsehood behind the notion that they are categorically opposed" way

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"Can you fix my <insert device>?"

submitted by PinkyHungry2003

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some people really just take every opportunity to go "but ackshually" and defend capitalism

What Is Wrong With Them And Why Are They On My Gay People Website

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BATTLE BROTHER! I MUST REQUEST THAT YOU DO NOT REPORT THE 1.7 PETABYTES OF TAU HENTAI ON MY PERSONAL SERVER TO THE TECHPRIESTS. THE OMNISSIAH DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

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