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Ich mach das auch mal:

hey, Jasmin hier. Lesbisch und nicht binär. Vielleicht mit ADHS, nicht sicher. Bin glücklich verlobt, mache Dinge mit Computern und joa. Falls Fragen sind, fragt gerne.

lewd, food, kink 

Ich mag meine cuties wie meine Schlagsahne: gut geschüttelt und geschlagen.

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Das wichtigste am 9€ Ticket ist imho nicht, dass es sehr günstig ist, sondern dass es obsolet macht, sich um Tarifgrenzen, Waben und die ÖPNV-Kleinstasterei zu kümmert. Einsteigen, fertig, egal wo.

Es entfernt Hürden, die nicht nötig sind.

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roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you

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Guten Morgen cutiepies, na, wie geht’s, wie steht’s? ☺️

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kinda lewd 

🎶 girls just wanna do gay~ 🎶

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take estrogen, install arch linux, cover up financial crimes by the poor, break 7 servers, suck a girls dick, live a little

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#askFedi kennt jemand eine kompetente #Psychiatrie-Praxis im Großraum #Stuttgart, die Erwachsene mit #ADHS behandelt und in den nächsten Monaten noch Patient*innen annimmt?

Boost = awesome!

hrt, mh+ 

Progesteron und der Umstieg von Injektionen auf Gel haben meine mood echt sehr gut beeinflusst, hui.

Downgraded the driver, now it works smooth again. Nice. Nouveau, the open source driver, was unfortunately not an option. Although everything should've run at 60hz, it felt like 15. :D

So, yay, I'm able to close this chapter. Finally. :ablobcatrave:

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The woman blames her
pregnancy on a priest, or
on a kitchen boy

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the personal point
of view and political
agenda of C

Food, caffeine 

dear delivery guy, please, I need caffeine 🥺

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mental health, not mine, "laziness" 

I know two young people who were both struggling with school, always branded as "smart but lazy" by teachers and in one case by their own parents. One graduated with good grades, the other left school without graduating.

Yesterday I learned that both of them have been diagnosed with depression and one of them has severe ADHD.

Both obviously masked and compensated the hell out of it.

Laziness does not exist.

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Hallo, ich bin ein Trüffelschweinchen und vernasche gerade meine Verlobte. :D

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