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Weirdly mixed metaphor about metaphors 

Metaphor is the molecule that carries knowledge across the book-brain barrier

Oh shit. If there was some technology that let you duplicate things irl, they would probably try to make that illegal,too.

You don't have to be a fascist to hate modern art, but you have to hate modern art to be a fascist

What's the point in doing punk. It's just gonna get appropriated anyways

@nathan :blobcatpat: isn't working.

Didn't it break before? What's up with that ONE emojo? haha

when you hear libs and capitalists talk about something being "realistic," just swap the word out for "profitable" and you'll get it

"I'm inside this deep underground network, housing one of the oldest deities to roam on this planet. For some, she is the 'Black Goat of the Woods'. For others she's 'Lord of the Wood'. But for many she is called Shub-Niggurath.

'Iä! Shub-Niggurath!'. As her followers chant..."

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"I've been graciously given the chance to record here at the infamous 'Spawn Pit', home to the deadliest monsters of the Elder World. I was told it's completely safe, as long as there's nothing here to actually push me in."

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Need to set up a fuck the police server for people to upload files to

I just got done doing a bunch of cleaning and got rid of DOZENS of usb power supplies. Fortunately, someone on craigslist was happy to take a whole bag of chargers

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I am very excite about this EU charger proposal. Universal ports AND device manufactures stop putting shitty chargers in the box with the devices? Hell yes!

"Why do you gotta go and make <thing that's obviously a racial issue> about race?!?"

Why does everyone's plan for rural internetification involve putting everyone behind cgnat?

There needs to be a website like doesthedogdie, but for metal bands.

Isthisanaziband.com

Wow, FastAPI lets me do high-effort shitposts at a rate unseen before now!

Should make a game called "Gunicorn" to just RUIN people's search results.

I would also be able to put "Lead developer of Gunicorn" on my resume, which would be VERY funny

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