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Weirdly mixed metaphor about metaphors 

Metaphor is the molecule that carries knowledge across the book-brain barrier

if you’d be interested in a fedi pokemon tournament, please reply!

(also pls boost even if not interested)

Alternate beginning to the "bofa" joke 

"Are you listening to a composition by Borofov?"

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Alternate ending to the "bofa" joke 

"BOFA DEEZ DICKS!"

*do the jackoff gesture, but with both hands, as if you were masturbating two invisible penii"

Meds; ADHD; nicotine; + 

I don't know if it's placebo, but I seem to have way less craving for nicotine when I am on adderall. Like, I have been on the nicotine lozenges since I quit cigarettes back in 2020, and I genuinely forget to use them. I'll be mildly irritable and not be sure why until I realize... DUH, nicotine withdrawal.

being angry/confused at religion 

if as some doctrines claim not knowing about god means you don't go to hell for not believing, then information about god is an infohazard of the highest order and why are you telling people about this‽‽‽

border-collapse sounds like both a great CSS property AND great foreign policy.

@nathan I think follows might still be broken.

I re-followed a bunch of people yesterday; and the ones that are requests are still pending, but the ones that seemed to be successful are gone again.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

"Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?"

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Motherfuckers will really see a whole 3d printer on craigslist for $25 bucks and be like "I'd feel more comfortable with $20" like bitch fuck off

IT DOESN'T DISPLAY A START MENU

I CAN'T SEND THE WINDOWS KEY

What in the fungal piece of shit is this?!?

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In order to work on the server for this one specific $GOVERNMENT project, I need to connect to a citrix portal. RDP to one machine, that then RDPs to ANOTHER machine, and from THAT machine I can ssh to the linux servers that I need to work with.

This breaks copy and paste, and also the inner machine has no internet connectivity holy shit this is gonna suck so much ass.

My girlfriend sometimes moves things after I take a mental note of where they are which is like, a totally normal, fine thing to do;

but every. single. time. this ADHD-ass lizard brain that I share a skull with is always like "AGHHH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MEEEEE!?!? THE CAR KEYS LIVE ON DESK! DON'T UPDATE GLOBAL STATE!"

Every one of you is precious and wonderful and unique and necessary and deserving of life and love and peace.

Anything your brain does to try to convince you otherwise is a mean trick.

Please try to remember this. Remember it unceasingly.

@nathan Huh, actually it looks like I somehow unfollowed everyone on that instance that I /was/ following. Weird

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