mal @tcmal@mastodon.lol

ask not for whom the vengabus comes

Hi techies, I have a perpetual motion machine to sell you. It will create more and more energy as long as you keep it running and tell other people about it.

Please ignore how it is expending more and more energy from your electrical outlet and your bill keeps going up.

Please don''t listen to anyone who tells you it is impossible for this device to work and that it is just wasting energy you already have. They are lying because they're jealous of how clever you are.

Fuck around and find out

new type of guy who believes calvin & hobbes was written by US intelligence agencies and bill watterson was a government plant

​ one thing all
web designers
learn is the
importance of
centre aligning
absolutely
everything

You know that thing that washes your butt? I think it's excellent for washing herbs too.
It's not caught on just yet, but I'm bideting my thyme.

Me watching the bit in The Matrix where Neo's mouth gets covered up: *tsktsk* it's supposed to cover your nose too dude

GCC: The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do “bounty” - https://gcc.gnu.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=95644#c4

dom grinch

give cortana her toes back (non horny)