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in which the boys return to town, yet find that the town they knew no longer exists, having been replaced piece by piece like the ship of theseus by the churning of time and industry

just got done with advent of code :) felt like a lot more geometry puzzles this year which i sucked at gitlab.com/tcmal/advent-of-cod

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Hi techies, I have a perpetual motion machine to sell you. It will create more and more energy as long as you keep it running and tell other people about it.

Please ignore how it is expending more and more energy from your electrical outlet and your bill keeps going up.

Please don''t listen to anyone who tells you it is impossible for this device to work and that it is just wasting energy you already have. They are lying because they're jealous of how clever you are.

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new type of guy who believes calvin & hobbes was written by US intelligence agencies and bill watterson was a government plant

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damb windows really has to fix their UX problems if it wants to be ready for mainstream desktop usage

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​ one thing all
web designers
learn is the
importance of
centre aligning
absolutely
everything

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You know that thing that washes your butt? I think it's excellent for washing herbs too.
It's not caught on just yet, but I'm bideting my thyme.

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Me watching the bit in The Matrix where Neo's mouth gets covered up: *tsktsk* it's supposed to cover your nose too dude

@finn does this mean we can eat them as well

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Thanks to @goat I've started saying 'not to suck my own toes, but' much to the dismay of my friends and partners

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