Anyone else Poly and find the times when both your partners are at each other’s throats the absolute worst?

This kid thinks I want all of her dolls with purple hair because I have purple hair and now I'm covered in dolls and horses with purple hair what am I supposed to do with that haha

Was woken up at 6 when the cat cambered over my face, claws out, in her rush to get to her crow viewing platform so she didn’t miss anything.

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I decided I’d done enough and went back to bed.

The sun has got his hat on,
There’s a hat upon his head,
And if you dare to tell him,
You’re gonna end up dead.

This is my song. It is a very good song.

‪Update! The ritual bloodletting of the radiator may no longer be necessary. ‬

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So, from today’s plans, I’ve decided the thing that looks the most fun is “bleeding the radiator”.

I imagine it’s not much less messy than the scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Lucy is staked…

It’s just gone 4 and I have recently finished breakfast and am now considering doing some major housework.

I have a feeling I’m not quiet doing this correctly.

Today I rediscovered my love for Natalie Imbruglia’s Left of the Middle. As an 11 year old, this was the first album I bought for myself. I had since run away, ashamed of my earlier love of the album.

Listened to it again today for the first time in over 20 years…. And it’s a banger!

C) and I really think this is the key one for her, if Labour win the next election, she has set a huge trap for them - they will either be the labour government that is forced to do B, or her party can spend the entire time attacking their irresponsibility for failing to do that.

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B) It’s sets her nicely up if she wins the next election to completely dismantle public services and benefits - “I’m afraid that due to your inability to look after yourselves, I had to bail you out, and this is the price you’re going to have to pay.”

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It makes complete sense that Truss is happy to do a massive bailout for the cost of living whilst refusing to impose a windfall tax.

A) she can be seen to be “doing the right thing while still reassuring core voters and big business that “she’s on their side”

I love Pertwee, Delgado, Courtney, Manning, the 70s political commentary, so it really pains me that Claws of Axos is so weak. Really the only genuinely bad story of the 3rd Doctor’s era.

Just come back from my first proper meeting with my department at work. Two days away in the London office and…. I’m terrified about jinxing it, but this is the happiest at work I have ever felt. My colleagues are lovely, the work is great.

And I genuinely think I can make a difference.

It’s just… wonderful.

Oh dear. Are cis men okay? Because I can recommend some very good books that are probably a great deal more enjoyable.

Apparently my comment was controversial enough that the admins for the page blocked all replies. Last night I checked (2 hours ago) there were only 2 replies. I’m kind of disappointed I missed the action!

Ah yes. How to piss someone off rule 2799: tell them Cure are an Emo band “basically a slightly less heavy version of MCR”.

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