my gf knew a guy who made no other change to his diet other than cooking everything in olive oil and decided he was going to live forever because he was on the mediterranean diet
"Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize" —Me on how it's actually your fault an obvious joke went over my head
keep thinking about how the obi-wan kenobi writers felt the need to write a retcon for why he calls vader "darth" in star wars. cinemasins and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.