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Ok I'm trans now how long until I can wavedash

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Not only am I usually a nonbinary girl, but when crushing on a guy I become some kind of trigender abomination.

> Gericht erklärt Faxen für unzeitgemäß

brechende Nachrichten

crossy rail: you can just cross the track because the train thats's supposed to be running you over is late

finger me for my public key

vs

finger me for my public key

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I do wholeheartedly believe ThatOneCalculator is a sick sick freak. I like their projects but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in their spacious french apartment that they slip into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the users that have ever signed up onto any of their instances and they puppet them around and mimick their voices and shit. and sometimes they'll text Oak pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like “see how I take care of you Kento?” and then the following day Oak will find them at a table on a date and go, “Geez babe, look at this,” and Calc will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in their eyes that unsettles Oak. and the next time Calc is having a little soiree with all their users, their beloved beloved fedizens, maybe Oak will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Solstice or Imposter to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Calc looks sort of resigned when they say, “I see you finyally found my secret, Kento,” and Oak will try and pretend that he’s fine with it but they both know better. and Calc will go (the look in their eyes' back again) “We both know this can’t get out, right?” and they'll grin very suddenly and Oak will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Oak’s cheeks but he can’t say a word and Calc, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, “look, I’ll drive you to the station, huh?” and Oak will try to refuse but they both know it’s futile. and, halfway through the drive, Calc will smile and say, “I’ll miss working with you” and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off their corduroy pants, while Oak’s Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

norwegian reddit is good actually? 

"Why are we accepting this? [picture of terrible electricity system causing sky-high prices to certain areas of the country]"

> What can we do about it?
>> [removed]

🅱️ lasphemy 

>And the heaven We constructed with strength, and indeed, We are [its] expander

omg god is plural??

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the gender binary is kinda like GNU/Linux discourse

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if i were a cat i would commit tax evasion

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python-dogpile.cache

is that the fediverse

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anti-Black language, gamergate 

i first saw "based" take off among non-Black people online during gamergate. it was 100% gamergaters using it to identify themselves as such. it's pretty weird seeing a shibboleth for wretched teenage protofascists take off among online irony guys. sets off the Kill Bill siren for me whenever i see it tbh.

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i think i'm just in love with any girl i know by default

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if I was a cat i'd be like *flop* and people would be like "aww 😍" and post picture of me on the internet
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feels illegal that i’m not being cuddled & adored & fed mangoes rn

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Some screenshots of the visual novel dating sim/ persona but without the combat, thing? I started making for trans gal jam, but I won't be able to make the deadline. This will mean that I can spend more time on it and maybe add another route though :o

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request for help 

I've really been wanting to avoid making one of these posts, but I just noticed that I have less than $100 left to spend on my credit card and less than $200 in the bank. Groceries as a Californian who can't eat gluten are super expensive, so I need more than that if I want to continue buying them for more than like a month!
I've set up a spotfund here spot.fund/MorganSurvivalFund and there's always my ko-fi at ko-fi.com/raphaelmorgan and Patreon at patreon.com/raphaelmorgan
Boosts help

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Ist irgendwie schwer, hier Fuß zu fassen, wenn man niemanden kennt und nicht weiß, wem man folgen soll. Daher mal ein kleines Experiment:

Ich folge einfach mal jeder Person, die das hier teilt.🙃

(Außer wenn schon auf den ersten Blick unsympathisch🙈)

lewd joke 

Me 10 minutes after meeting someone: so when are we having gay sex

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