Them: It's "Amsterdam," not "Hamsterdam"

Me: *Visions of a tiny city for hamsters in my head* What

Lewd or not depending on perspective 

Happy Pride to you too Amsterdam

Who called it "public transit via light rail in Amsterdam"

And not

"The Amstertram"

Tour guide: This building's original façade was constructed from flammable wood

Me: Go on

Tour guide: And so it burned down

Me: :SurprisedOtter:

✅ Vegan kapsalon
✅ Stroopwaffel
✅ Vegan betterballen
:loading: Kaassoufflé

Dutch person: We never drink a bottle of wine that has been given to us in front of the person who gave it; what if it sucks and they see our faces?

Me: Truly you are an enlightened people

I'm just gonna say it

Get the small size stroopwaffel

It's like two slabs of sugar baked with more sugar, stuck together with sugar with different sugar on top

So like

It's good but wow you get the jittery sleepies after

Hello it is me

The knower and recognizer of people with the Québec accent

Going to Brussels and being murdered within minutes for asking for vinegar on my frites

This bar has an obelisk in it

Can't have a bar without a good obelisk, I guess

There's a lot of children in this fountain

There's another one

Where so they come from?

Gay bar or gtfo

No I don't care that your bar is "gay friendly"

They never are

You're Frenemies of Dorothy at best

"The management wishes no specific harm to queer people" ≠ "The clientele isn't dangerous to queer people if they can tell they're queer"

We found the gay bar

The mocktails are great

This spicy tomato juice is fantastic

Medium lewd I guess; it's a sex shop storefront 

Idk why everyone says the statue of the boy pissing is disappointing

This guy's rocking it

Follow

A lot of dicks 

@bgcarlisle i want to eat the one with the purple streusels

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