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Sorry for the rapid fire tooting but i wanted to let you all know that i'll be trying to use tone indicators on my joke posts because as an autistic on the internet it is sometimes impossible to tell what's a goof and what isnt. So /j for joke, /s for sarcasm. These are pretty much the only ones i'll be using but there's a lot of somewhat commonly-known ones like /srs for serious etc. It's a practice i recommend trying to get in the habit of doing as it makes the internet easier for ppl like me.

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sharp teeth, mouths, cartoonised black goop 

So this is a sample of some stuff I've got on my website, if anyone wanted to check it out. A lot of and shit, but a lot of not queer and trans shit too. It's all on hoodies, tanks, and stickers as well (pronoun badges coming soon).
I'm gonna try not to spruik it that much on here bc nobody wants to see that but yeah im a queer disabled artist just trying to get by so i'd really appreciate y'all checking it out!
www.glitchkitty.com.au

Streaming Neon Abyss at twitch.tv/willoftheworms ✌pls come watch, itll be a fun gay time

Also as an ADHD-er my brain likes to have other input while im doing stuff - that's usually either listening to music or playing a game on my phone, neither if which are super viable while writing music, so if anyone has advice regarding THAT i would super appreciate that too

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Do anyone out here know how to write because i am struggling. I've had this song in my brain for ages but only the chorus of it - i dont know whether i should focus on tune/music first or lyrics and if anyone has any advice i'd love to hear it!
I have never written a full song+music before so im learning how the digital setup works all at the same time - im a super fast learner when i want to be so it should be fine but knowing the technical skills does not make up for the art side!!

Me: waffles i need to get up
Waffles: //remains loafing firmly on my chest, purrs louder//
Me: you got me there

Of course i made a typo in this post of course i did

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I added new things to my shop today like worm pride stickers and pronoun badges (including bith traditional and nontraditional pronouns) and it would be mad cool if yall could boost this to ur queer friends 🥺👉👈
www.glitchkitty.com.au
Link in bio

dog 

Every wednesday my aunty doggysits this beautiful boy named Hercules and every wednesday she sends me photos and every wednesday is the best day of my life

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Autism-related 

Is it worth me asking a doctor about this because this sounds like something I have to deal with every fucking day. :blobnervous:

twitter.com/AspieHuman/status/

cat 

Mystic is in our room and Waffles is Not Happy. She watches this box cat with disdain while simultaneously blocking the door so M can't leave. Waffles wants her room to be her room, which is fair, but the other housekitties do not understand this and have a habit of not comprehending boundaries

Sorry for the rapid fire tooting but i wanted to let you all know that i'll be trying to use tone indicators on my joke posts because as an autistic on the internet it is sometimes impossible to tell what's a goof and what isnt. So /j for joke, /s for sarcasm. These are pretty much the only ones i'll be using but there's a lot of somewhat commonly-known ones like /srs for serious etc. It's a practice i recommend trying to get in the habit of doing as it makes the internet easier for ppl like me.

NOT, by the way, that this means other pronoun-havers can't follow me. That would be insane. He/Hims and She/Hers just have to pay me $20aud. People with neopronouns not only get in for free but get a sweet and gentle kiss on the forehead while I bless them and their whole lives with my love (if they want it).
/j because this is all a joke but also if you want to follow these rules i won't stop you 😳

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Day one of mastodon and I've decided it's my job to follow and be followed by as many they/thems as possible because i think it would be funny.
Me about my fellow they/thembies: marge.simpson.i.just.think.theyre.neat.jpg

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every straight man lives in constant fear that if anything ever touches their butthole, even the briefest most accidental graze, they will experience such cosmic, world-shattering ecstasy that it will immediately and irrevocably turn them gay

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sharp teeth, mouths, cartoonised black goop 

If this link doesn't work, which i suspect it doesnt, the link is in my profile.
Also can someone pls tell me how to make links work in posts 😅

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sharp teeth, mouths, cartoonised black goop 

So this is a sample of some stuff I've got on my website, if anyone wanted to check it out. A lot of and shit, but a lot of not queer and trans shit too. It's all on hoodies, tanks, and stickers as well (pronoun badges coming soon).
I'm gonna try not to spruik it that much on here bc nobody wants to see that but yeah im a queer disabled artist just trying to get by so i'd really appreciate y'all checking it out!
www.glitchkitty.com.au

mentions of food and doctor stuff 

He is now almost half an hour late to the call so in desparation i am munching down on a stack of mentos i bought for these exact situations. Please sir, may i have phone call?

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mentions of food and doctor stuff 

Ugh im super fuckin hungry rn, blood sugar mad low but i have a phone call doctor's appointment fifteen minutes ago (unsurprisingly he is late calling) so i can't go make food in case he calls me mid-eat. But as it is my brain is just not functioning properly. Can i get an f in the chat, gamers?

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